I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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