I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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