He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
what day is it and did you see me today?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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