$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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