So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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