Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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