If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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