She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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