I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
