Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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