CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
