absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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