this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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