It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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