ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
