it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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