haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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