What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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