hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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