After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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