I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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