How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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