that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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