would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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