wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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