his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You need a sexual gate keeper
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
