So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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