I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
