I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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