So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Your penis caused this!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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