at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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