I accidentally had phone sex last night
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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