we're blogging at a bar
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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