there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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