sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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