I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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