Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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