I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I need you to use more vowels.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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