Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's like iHOP with fire
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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