Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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