So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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