How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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