Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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