Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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