just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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