Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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