You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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