dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing