You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.