the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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