love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
