this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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