Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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