I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Randomize
