He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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