I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
